It only seems right that the one day I finally have time to sit down and write out my thoughts would be on Valentines' Day. It's nothing special. I don't get paid double time at work, so it's not a holiday. I'm too jaded, bitter, and cynical to loathe my lonesomeness on this one day. Besides the low prices on candy, I can't stand the Valentines' Day merchandise. The only thing worse than that is all of the "Anti-Valentines' Day" crap.
"Send your friends an Anti-Valentines' Day card."
"Download the top 20 Anti-Valentines' Day songs."
"Celebrate 'Singles Awareness Day'."
All you're doing is bringing attention to Valentines' Day as if it has some significant spiritual meaning when all it is, is a Card day.
Do what everyone else does: Sit at home with Ben & Jerry, watch The Notebook and cry your eyes out, because Noah LOVES Ally! He Loves Her! And that pint of Half Baked ice cream really does fill that hole in your heart the way a hooker can't!!!
I digress...
You shouldn't just wait for this one day of the year to tell the one you love that you love them. Tell them all year. Show them all year.
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- Kelly McCarron is an up and coming stand up comedian who uses her unique view of the world to make nothing what it seems. Whether it's commenting on today's pop culture, obscure marketing ideas, or every day life, Kelly can say whatever she feels without offending anyone, and still manages to stay sassy. Her random topics mixed with her sprited delivery makes her an audience favorite.
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