Saturday, October 27, 2007

My Last Hoorah

Thursday I'm having surgery. So weird. The doctors are removing my gallbladder. That doesn't bother me. I understand it's a simple procedure, I won't have gallstones anymore, because well, that's obvious. Here's what bothers me. "Kelly, we will make four small incisions on your stomach, detach the gallbladder, and remove it through your belly button." WHAT?! I think it bothered me the most that he said it like it was completely normal. Like, how else would we remove it? I have a picture booklet... so disgusting. They're removing my gallbladder through my belly button! This isn't lint people! This is an organ! I'm really hoping it weighs 20 pounds, because than I'll be at my goal weight.

Anyway, because of this, I'm sure I won't be able to enjoy all the foods I do now. Monday Meg and I are going to ToTo's. Which, if you didn't know, is THE BEST PIZZA ever! It's like my last hoorah. That sounds stupid, but it's true.

Not having a car sucks. My car is dead. I've been approved for a car loan, I'm just waiting for the check. It should have been here yesterday. I've been borrowing my mom's car when I can, but her car is having coolant problems. She's looking for a new car as well. It's hard coordinating between work and shows, and then her schedule too. Lame. I'm looking at 2004/5/6 Honda Civics. It would be nice to have a reliable car for once.

I feel like I have more to say, or that I felt I had more to say at the beginning of this post. I suppose not.

ooh! I did get asked to do a Featured set for the new Gays & Dolls show!!!
Sunday, Nov. 11th @ 7pm $8 B.Y.O.B. at 414 Mason St. #705 San Francisco, Ca

I'm very excited!!! I'll also be there on Nov. 4th, but in the open mic portion of the show.

check it out.

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